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I got hammered, then I got nailed
Then I got hung to dry
Where are my manners? They must have failed
I made my mama cry

There's a snake in my grass
There's a monkey ridin' piggy on my back
And I feel like a horse's ass
With a monkey ridin' piggy on my back

I'm a Wild Turkey, I'm a Cold Duck
I'm a boneless chicken-shit
My mama tells me I'm her bad luck
But I am used to it

There's a snake in my grass
There's a monkey ridin' piggy on my back
And I feel like a horse's ass
With a monkey ridin' piggy on my back

She always tells me how I am
She tells me how to live
Maybe I would give a damn
If I had a damn to give

There will come a time when the time has come
For me to go
I'll bum a ride from the setting sun
This world turns too slow

There's a snake in my grass
There's a monkey ridin' piggy on my back
And I feel like a horse's ass
With a monkey ridin' piggy on my back

© Copyright 1996 by Richard Middleton (ASCAP).
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